To the tune of Breaking the Girl by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Enjoy with your copy of Blood Sugar Sex Magik.
Much like the original was about a lover scorned, Breaking the Build is about a developer scored.
Any suggestions for alternate lines are encouraged.
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I am a geek
Code's all I know
Developing
For Web 2.0
You were a geek
New to the team
We were the two
Working with Seam
Four weeks until Go Live
A feeling of pride inside
Coding and hacking
Your skill set is lacking
You're breaking the build
Pager went off last night
So I switched to Ruby
But who am I fooling
We're breaking the build
It won't fix your code
It's two a.m.
I am awake
Trying to fix
Your coding mistake
You were asleep
I'm alone
Working so hard
While you're at home
I guess management was tired
When they thought you'd be a good hire
Coding and hacking
Your skill set is lacking
You're breaking the build
Pager went off last night
So I switched to Ruby
But who am I fooling
You're breaking the build
It won't fix your code
Coding and hacking
Your skill set is lacking
You're breaking the build
Pager went off last night
So I switched to Ruby
But who am I fooling
You're breaking the build
It won't fix your code
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