Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Breaking The Build (Parody)

To the tune of Breaking the Girl by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Enjoy with your copy of Blood Sugar Sex Magik.

Much like the original was about a lover scorned, Breaking the Build is about a developer scored.

Any suggestions for alternate lines are encouraged.

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I am a geek
Code's all I know
Developing
For Web 2.0
You were a geek
New to the team
We were the two
Working with Seam
Four weeks until Go Live
A feeling of pride inside

Coding and hacking
Your skill set is lacking
You're breaking the build
Pager went off last night
So I switched to Ruby
But who am I fooling
We're breaking the build
It won't fix your code

It's two a.m.
I am awake
Trying to fix
Your coding mistake
You were asleep
I'm alone
Working so hard
While you're at home
I guess management was tired
When they thought you'd be a good hire

Coding and hacking
Your skill set is lacking
You're breaking the build
Pager went off last night
So I switched to Ruby
But who am I fooling
You're breaking the build
It won't fix your code

Coding and hacking
Your skill set is lacking
You're breaking the build
Pager went off last night
So I switched to Ruby
But who am I fooling
You're breaking the build
It won't fix your code

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